I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.
This is everything
This guy can spin anything on his finger.
I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg
It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.
the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict
the tumblr gods have come together for this post
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
MISHA WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE TERMS I AM SO PROUD